ImNotAnAttorney

Tired of being the last to know what's happening in your own case?

Your attorney works for you.
Make sure they remember that.

We hand you the exact questions that make your attorney start working. We analyze your case, find what they missed, and turn it into ammunition. Starting at $97.

We Research. You Ask.

We're not attorneys — and that's the point. We give you the research and questions. Your lawyer does the rest.

Motion deadlines don't wait. Some suppression motions must be filed within 30 days — and once the window closes, it's gone forever.

Does this sound familiar?

Your attorney never calls you back

You left three voicemails. Two emails. A carrier pigeon. Nothing. Meanwhile, your next court date is in two weeks and you have no idea what's happening.

You don't understand your own discovery

They handed you a stack of papers and said "review this." Review what? It's police reports, lab results, and witness statements written in legalese.

You feel like you're getting railroaded

Plea deal after plea deal. No motions filed. No investigation. No fight. Just "take the deal" on repeat — and no one can explain why.

You're paying thousands but getting silence

You scraped together that $10K retainer — borrowed from family, drained savings. Now you can't even get a status update on your own case. That's not frustrating. That's betrayal.

You're not powerless. You just don't have the right questions yet.

What we actually found in a real case

This system was built for a real defendant facing real charges. Here's what the analysis uncovered — issues the attorney hadn't raised.

73%

Weight Discrepancy

Scene weight: 93.9g. Lab weight: 25.59g. That's 68.3g missing — enough to change the charge tier entirely. The attorney never flagged it.

CI Phone

Dual Attribution

Same phone number attributed to BOTH the confidential informant and the defendant. Same detective, same report. A Franks v. Delaware issue hiding in plain sight.

Fatal

Drug Type Variance

Officers said “amphetamine” on scene. Lab found MDMA/MDA — a completely different substance. That's a fatal variance the state had to amend.

This is what our analysis finds. These are the questions your attorney should be asking — but isn't.

How it works

Three steps. Ten minutes. Questions your attorney won't expect.

01

Tell us about your case

Share your charges, your stage, and what your attorney has (or hasn't) done. Takes 10 minutes. For deeper tiers, upload your discovery documents.

02

We research everything

We analyze your case using elite defense frameworks — the same tactics used by legendary attorneys like Shapiro, Dershowitz, and Scheck. AI-powered, human-reviewed.

03

You ask the questions

We hand you a custom report with pointed, specific questions. You bring them to your next meeting. Suddenly, motions get filed. Calls get returned. Your defense gets real.

What's at stake?

$10K-$100K+

You already paid your attorney this much

1-20 years

What a conviction could cost you

$97-$4,997

What it costs to make sure your defense is real

Pick your level of defense intelligence

Every tier includes a custom report based on your actual case. Start at $97 — upgrade anytime with full credit.

The average criminal defense retainer is $5,000-$25,000. A second opinion from another attorney costs $1,500+ for one hour.

We start at $97. Your freedom is worth asking the right questions.

Case Decoder

$97

24-hour turnaround. No discovery needed.

  • Plain-English charge breakdown
  • Case stage benchmark
  • Attorney accountability checklist
  • 10-15 targeted questions for your attorney
  • Red flags for your stage
  • Motion overview for your charges
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Most Popular

Intelligence Brief

$497

vs. $1,500+ for a second-opinion attorney

Judge intel + 35-50 questions. No discovery needed.

  • Everything in Case Decoder
  • Charge exposure map
  • Judge intelligence profile
  • Jurisdiction profile
  • Attorney accountability timeline
  • Motion landscape report
  • Pre-discovery red flags
  • 35-50 targeted questions
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The X-Ray

$997

Full discovery analysis. 5-7 business days.

  • Everything in Intelligence Brief
  • Discovery document index
  • Comprehensive timeline
  • Discrepancy report
  • Red flags summary
  • 20+ case-specific questions
Get The X-Ray

The War Room

$1,997

Less than 10% of most retainers

Full intelligence operation. 25-28 days + weekly updates.

  • Everything in The X-Ray
  • Judge & prosecution dossiers
  • Witness analysis (up to 8)
  • Motion awareness + wave strategy
  • Case law reference package
  • Strategy recommendations
  • Attorney delivery package
  • Weekly updates for duration of case
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The Situation Room

$4,997

Priority everything. Trial-ready.

Complete pipeline + trial prep. 24-48hr priority turnaround.

  • Everything in The War Room
  • ALL witness battle scripts
  • Reply brief templates
  • Attack intelligence packages
  • Voir dire + opening + closing frameworks
  • JOA motion packages
  • Trial morning cheat sheets
  • Real-time trial support
  • Direct access channel
Enter The Situation Room

Extra Witness Intel

$149per witness

Additional witness dossier beyond your tier limit

Available for: War Room & Situation Room

Standalone Witness Pack

$297up to 3 witnesses

Witness analysis from your discovery documents

Available for: Any tier with discovery

Upgrade Credits: 100% Applied

Start with the Case Decoder for $97. If you upgrade later, every dollar you paid is credited toward the next tier. No money wasted. 12-month expiration.

Deliverable Guarantee

Every question, every report, on time — or your money back. We can't guarantee your attorney will change. We guarantee you'll have the intelligence to hold them accountable.

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Common Questions

Every day you wait is a day closer to a deadline
your attorney might miss.

Motions expire. Evidence disappears. Witnesses forget. The only thing that doesn't change is what you're facing.

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